Showing posts with label Kenilworth. Show all posts
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Monday, December 22

Christmas Calling: The Kenilworth Festive Forage 2025

The Chip Foundation calendars have been presented, the Coventry Quiff has been unveiled and now it's time for the third of this December's Holy Trinity of special seasonal adventures. Festive Forages are an annual accomplishment with several years of contributions, dating back to the 2015 original involving Wellesbourne and Leek Wootton. This year we're aiming for lovely Kenilworth, following up on the Chip inspection we staged in September for Nick's birthday…

- HRH's School Stomping Ground -
Trip Log; Saturday 20th December 2025 and it's all about boosting our Kenilworth knowledge once I've travelled across via Coventry to meet His Royal Highness at 11:06 sharp. Nick has a long association with the town having spent most of his formative teenage years here, hence the first part of today’s trip will invoke much personal nostalgia for our regal correspondent. To start off with, we wander along Leyes Lane to see what has become of the Abbey High School site where he studied as a fresh-faced pupil. The buildings - along with those of the adjacent former Grammar School - are still standing, and were more recently partially used as a base for the Air Training Corps. The whole complex is however fenced off pending redevelopment after the replacement Kenilworth School was constructed off Glasshouse Drive.

- Antlers Away in the Tiltyard -
The expansion of housing here in the 1970s and 1980s resulted in the creation of a shopping precinct and flat-roofed pub, neither of which existed when Nick was at school. The parade has units for Tesco Express, Domino’s Pizza, the Bakers Dozen bread shop and a pharmacy, but it’s the Tiltyard we’re most interested in. Nick has done his research and knows this to be an 11 o’clock opener so we can maintain true Forage practice by undertaking some morning imbibings. Once inside, I’m immediately drawn to the Banks’s Traditional Ales glass panels neatly inserted above the bar counter whereas HRH instantly spots swords, shields and other dramatic items of weaponry so we’d best not get on the wrong side of the regulars! Draught Bass on good form is a commendable first drink of the day while we admire Nick's special swan jumper and peruse some vintage class photos from when he studied over the road.

- Kenilworth Common awaits -
The next part of Nick’s masterplan takes us onto the expanses of Kenilworth Common, albeit we stick to the tracks flanking the Finham Brook rather than venturing cross country into the wider spaces. Nature reserve orientation boards instruct us to look out for rare female lizards and Ugly Milkcap fungi, although we have more success spotting an 1884 potential pumping station. The railway line passes overhead and there are leisure walks marked out for getting to the University of Warwick and/or Burton Green; these could be worthy of further investigation. I’m also very taken with a watery ford crossing where the brook meanders past the bottom of Forge Road - pub number two is very close now…

- The Wyandotte Inn -
Said hostelry is the Engine on Mill End, a place packed to the rafters with Coventry City fans all avidly watching the lunchtime kickoff away at Southampton. We manage to elbow our way through to getting served, rewarded with excellent samplings of Wychwood B'ah Humbug and Ossett's Butterley respectively, but a Sky Blues sending off at St Mary's is our cue to depart. Things are slightly less feverish at the Wynadotte up on the corner of Park Road; there’s no escaping the festivities here, not with inflatable Santas huddled around the main corner door, one of which is seemingly trapped inside a Christmas tree. Inside the layout is much as we remember it except for the addition of a popular grotto guarded by gingerbread men and candy canes. Barmaid elves busily usher wide-eyed youngsters through to meet the big man himself, but instead we concentrate on a half apiece of Wainwright Gold whilst researching the meaning of Wyandotte - the name appears to relate to a Native American tribe albeit we also get educated about a sociable species of chicken which gets on very well with humans but bullies its own kind. Festive forages can be full of unexpected revelations!

- A Royal (Oak) Butty Bach -
We hadn’t anticipated pontificating about poultry today but there you go! Anyway, we press on via Manor Road, spotting allotments from on high where puffed-out scarecrows threaten to burst apart with escaping straw. Stop number four is the Royal Oak, situated midway along a cottagey terrace where it has been given a rather startling purple paint job. Wye Valley's Butty Bach is our go-to tipple amidst even more Sky Blues fans, these ones generally seem happy with a point away from home (the game ended in a 1-1 draw). Further up New Street is the Cross, a Michelin-starred gastropub where we're welcome to pause for a slurp of Genesis Bedford Stout accompanied by a fine selection of seasonal scatter cushions. Perhaps the penguins and snowflakes approve of the hammered copper tabletops and red berry vases? We resist the urge to dine at this point although the Cross showcases much refinement with which to entice the gracious gourmands of Warwickshire. 

- A Clarendon Christmas Cracker -
Where next? Nick has his eye on the Clarendon Arms until we get waylaid by the Old Bakery, last mentioned in blog dispatches way back in 2012. We thought it had been turned into a hotel and whilst it does offer accommodation, the pub aspect is very much still functioning having earned Good Beer Guide recognition. Sarah Hughes Dark Ruby gets a kingly seal of approval whereas I opt for Donnington's Best Bitter from an old-fashioned brewery based in Stow-on-the-Wold. Space is at a premium so we briefly brave chilly December temperatures by sitting outside, then it's sensible to decamp belatedly to the Clarendon for the intended combination of narrow bar, Santa hats and Wye Valley's Christmas Cracker spiced ale.

- The Gauntlet -
Feeling appropriately reheated, we sup up and calculate how best to reach an outlying flight of fancy that’s been whispering to us from afar. True, we’re pushing the Festive Forage concept to its absolute limits by attempting something that would be much more suitable for a D9 Hub Marketing escapade, but Nick seems game having been emboldened by that Ruby Mild. We therefore chart a course along Brookside Avenue and Fishponds Road, marvelling at the lengths some front gardens go to with their Christmas lights. Caesar Road has the Clinton Primary School beckoning us up a slight hill towards a distinctly 1960s shopping complex, and what do the best precincts have next to them? A flat-roofed pub of course, hence the Gauntlet trying its best to look classy despite the disadvantages wrought by its limited architectural appeal. Abbot Ale whets the whistle in an establishment that proves very approachable, evidence that appearances can be deceptive. Much better than just a dive in the dark!

- Salem Dark Fruits Porter -
I must confess I loved the Gauntlet, both in terms of the fascinating exploring that led us there and the thrill of ticking off a pub that’s out of the way enough to require hunting down. We're only ten minutes stroll away from the main town centre, with dusky glimpses of Kenilworth Cemetery guiding us to Queens Road and thence Warwick Road once more. The Dictum of Kenilworth Wetherspoons reprises its food role from previous reportage - Korean chicken rice bowls meeting Cheese Meltdown burgers in this instance - before our curtain call comes at the Station House which has more signs of life than it did when we wanted to do it in September. When I say signs of life, what I really mean is a full-on open air extravaganza with street food stalls, a performance stage and lots of good natured revelry. Obtaining our closing halves of Proper Job in plastic glasses, we listen intently as one band reels off some blues-tinged tunes and I honestly couldn't think of a more perfect finale to a fantastic forage. Cheers!

Thursday, September 4

Chip Foundation Chronicles: KENILWORTH

The wheel of birthday fortune has clicked Nick's way again so the Chip Foundation are summoned to Warwickshire in order to celebrate this important royal happening. After visiting the likes of Stratford, Worcester, Warwick and even Dudley Zoo for similar August assignations in previous years, His Majesty's latest increase in age will be marked by a Kenilworth consultation...

- Train at Kenilworth Station -
After a 53 year gap in railway provision, Kenilworth Station reopened in April 2018 and has settled back into being an operational force. There's just one solitary platform as befits single tracked workings but it's a nicely presented facility comprising a metallic green footbridge and a sympathetically-styled booking hall that’s partially used for offices. Beware however the devious speed-humps on the car park outside, especially if you're a certain Mr Beardsmore. 

- Swan spotting at Oxpen Meadow Lake -
Nick is in charge of today's agenda and is promising us history galore. We therefore explore Abbey Fields in search of fascinating old ruins, heading downhill towards the Oxpen Meadow Lake before inspecting the abbey’s former gatehouse as partially dismantled under the orders of King Henry VIII. Kenilworth's leisure centre is in the process of being substantially rebuilt or turned into something else; either way the hoardings blocking off the site have been adapted into a street art gallery showing various animals in fancy finery - imagine dapper pheasants, ducks in tall hats and sternly superior swans. Kenilworth Abbey was originally founded as an Augustinian Priory convent that amassed much wealth and importance between 1119 and the 1530s, after which the dissolution took effect. 

- Inside St Nicholas's Church -
St Nicholas's Church meanwhile is where the young HRH once read lessons from the lectern and rang the bells (albeit possibly not with total enthusiasm). We have a mooch inside for old times sake, quietly contemplating the green-clothed altar or a family corner displaying biblical stories involving Moses and Jonah. Stunning stained glass abounds and much of what we can see today is in the Victorian Gothic style, although the building would have had earlier origins offering a place for lay worship distinguishable from the abbey. It is speculated that the church gained additional religious significance once the abbey was disbanded, evidenced by the use of reclaimed stone in creating a very fine carved Norman doorway. We have the whole place to ourselves - not a vicar in sight - so Nick tentatively poses tugging on the bell ropes where he is nearly tempted to relive his youth.

- The Belated Birthday Boy at the Abbey Field -  
Abbey Field: that near brush with campanology precedes the opening drink of the day. Our old favourite the Virgins & Castle sadly doesn't trade on Mondays but we're more interested in the Greene King place opposite anyway, the Abbey Field having been a Loch Fyne restaurant in an earlier guise. The ale choice is limited, ultimately amounting to GK IPA halves or bust, after Nick haggles about the excessive prices of lemonade and blackcurrant; having extracted our glasses from the patient barmaid, we find a large undercroft table beneath sketchings of a feather-capped medieval jouster. Perhaps Ken would look rather fetching in such a costume? While Nick attempts his usual trick of engineering a blog beer photo, the rest of us focus on the football transfer window - will Wolves sign anybody? Will they sell Jorgen Strand Larsen?

- Kenilworth Pound -
The Abbey Field made for a very refined start there and the air of exclusivity continues along Kenilworth's historic High Street. There are several lovely thatched cottages with vistas across the fields and down to the castle, recalling happy foraging moments of yore. Kenilworth Pound is an agricultural curiosity, a walled enclosure where escapee cattle would be penned awaiting collection in olden times; nowadays it makes for a pretty little garden with ivy leaf benches although it did host a warden's shelter during the war. Indeed, one of the local cricket teams was founded through close associations with the men who used to keep watch here.

- Lurking at Castle Green -
Queen & Castle: next up is what amounts to a very posh gastro-focused establishment on the fringes of Castle Green. It is almost entirely laid out for food with gleaming cutlery and bulbous wine glasses - plus a shiny fully-stocked bottle store - so it's a challenge to find a table that isn't majoring on menus. St Austell’s Proper Job beats Tribute to earn our custom for the requisite halves, then we home in on a low sofa zone below a set of pine bannisters. Curly haired dogs sniff at Nick while Stephen and Ken sink themselves into the settee, putting the green leafy look to the test. The gents toilets confirm the sense of luxury - we don't often get nice sea kelp handwash back home in Wolverhampton - while Ken notes the flirting potential to be had among the retired lunching ladies of Warwickshire. We must behave with decorum!

- Kenilworth Castle -
Sticking resolutely to his ruinous brief, Nick next leads us on a Kenilworth Castle perimeter wander, passing beside Leicester’s Gatehouse and pointing out the outer towers as the sun threatens to come out - how very obliging of it. Even though we're merely skirting around the edges, there are spectacular sights to be savoured with hints of arrowslit thin windows and a drained moat. Retracing our earlier steps near the leisure centre building site and up towards the war memorial obelisk, unanimous consensus is that it's time for a bite to eat which can only mean one thing...

- The Dictum of Kenilworth -
Dictum of Kenilworth: yes, it has to be the brand new Wetherspoons - barely a month old having launched on July 29th - where we eventually position ourselves on Table 69. Lunch of course means getting here after 2pm when the savvy discount aficionados among us can save money on afternoon deals; Ultimate Burger and Burton Bridge's Bridge Bitter are my personal picks. The dictum after which the place is named was a 1266 pact to resolve the Barons War apparently, and they certainly run with the theme for all it's worth by featuring numerous informative display panels. Kenilworth played a Royalist role in the English Civil War so some of the more secluded booths have hooped coverings and kingly portraits. Our meals arrive quickly with Nick's deformed fish being a particularly amusing talking point - does it have two tails or is something more phallic going on? 

- Kenilworth Clock Tower -
Ale Rooms: just around the corner, within the shadows of the 1906 Gothic pointed clock tower, is a Good Beer Guide 2025 entrant which is highly thought of in local CAMRA circles. This Ale Rooms is the sister outlet to the Knowle original, thus sharing the same concept down to the trademark plywood effect frontage design. Nick can track their cask options on his Real Ale Finder app so we know that Silhill Brewery's Wow is on. I'd definitely have gone with that but for the presence of Napton Lock Brewhouse and a beer called 'Goozle', served as fresh as you could wish for from a brewery I'd not ever heard of before; ales are only £3.40 a pint on Mondays so that's a bit of a bonus for the WME wallet!

- Fossato Lounge -
Fossato Lounge: where shall we try for our finale? Unintentional as it may be, I've frequented quite a few of these ‘lounges’ recently and here comes another in the chain, Fossato nimbly stepping in when the Station House is shut (despite advertising to the contrary). There are deep orange lightshades, a vast array of portraits and multitudes of mirrors to contend with. In need of a speedy half, I plump for Weston’s Cider (5.2%) while Nick braves the Birra Moretti continental-styled lager We sit on the far wall where all of those mirrors are beckoning, one end of a gallery that extends right the way upstairs and covers a wide range of artistic styles (some of them not especially flattering to the sitter). After a further transfer update, Messrs May, Beardsmore and I decamp to the station for our homeward connection, receiving a royal wave by way of farewell when HRH briefly rejoins us for the last few moments. Cheers!