Saturday, September 5

Chip Foundation Chronicles: WORCESTER

The Chip Foundation's Birthday Wheel of Fortune has rolled Nick's way once more, whereby our resident royal has a longstanding affection for Worcester, the 'Faithful City' which stayed loyal to the Crown during the English Civil War. His Majesty has put together an extensive listing of favourite hostelries he wishes to sample again so let's see how the day unfolds...

- Mr Beardsmore's Pigeon Pose -
Trip Log: Wednesday 2nd September 2026 and believe it or not, this is Episode 98 of the Chip Foundation Chronicles - yep, there really have been that many. Our instructions are to meet at Birmingham New Street where the 10:50 Hereford train departs from Platform 10b; our usual quorum is present and correct, with Ken and Nick comparing coach holiday notes about Great Yarmouth and Torquay while Stephen checks who has won the toss between Hampshire and Warwickshire at Southampton. Upon arrival at Worcester Foregate Street, Mr B is put to work posing with the artworks adorning the railway arches. One mural features a cricket bat and ball alongside Edward Elgar, another has a cartoon ensemble of slightly startled pigeons.

- The Saracen's Head -
This outing is primarily a pubcrawl so we set forth along The Tything with the express intention of making the Dragon our first port of call. Alas its 4 o'clock opening hours mean a return look will be required later on, although Nick has now noticed the Black Country Ales insignia of the nearby Saracens Head. This might not be on his master list but he's intrigued enough to make this our curtain-raiser, claiming Jubilee IPA whereas I dangerously dabble with a Hartlebury Hooker. For an outwardly narrow property the building stretches back a long way, culminating in a newly-relaid skittle alley where Ken and I briefly send the pins a-scattering. Conversation (as it often does) turns to politics with some reflection on Andy Burnham's early days in office.

- Gerry Anderson Annuals -
The weather forecast has been iffy all morning and though we're not expecting any prolonged drenchings, there is a high chance of a pesky shower. Sure enough one such squall blows in as we exit the Saracens and a sheltering stop in Worcester's Museum & Art Gallery is deemed desirable. We'd probably have nipped in regardless of what was on display yet an exhibition dedicated to the Supermarionation creations of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson proves well worth seeing. Their puppet-led shows such as Captain Scarlet, Thunderbirds, Joe 90 and Space 1999 captivated TV audiences during the 1960s, 1970s and beyond, creating a wonderful sense of nostalgia. Nick even had a pink Lady Penelope dinky car when he was younger, hence we have a fun half hour perusing the toys, marionettes and original merchandise.

- Half Centurion in the Cocky Anchor -
On with the tippling task and there are still a few too many raindrops in the air for our liking. Nick might know Worcester well but he'd not heard of the Cocky Anchor so I request it as a WME wildcard, knowing full well it would meet with royal approval. Broad Street is where we find this quiet little oasis, serving up a very nice drop of Kinver's Half Centurion; I like the pub enough on its downstairs micro merits but it's the Victorian Parlour on the first floor which truly makes it shine - what a setting! Carriage clocks, spindle-backed chairs, wicker basket plants and a murmur of learned conversation make this very special indeed so go if you can. The Crown Wetherspoons over the road has its own charms too but mainly serves as a lunching location today, supplying a combination of all day brunches, ham egg and chips, fishy deals and my Cheese Meltdown burger. Our primary topic of conversation here concerns dietary preferences, HRH eating less meat nowadays whereas Stephen is a devout pork disciple.

- A Stout Fellow is King Charles -
I make that three pubs covered already of which none had been on the HRH hitlist so it's high time we tried one of his chosen taverns. Nick has long held a fascination for the English Civil War which means the King Charles House on New Street is an absolute must to visit. This building played a crucial role in aiding the future king's escape following defeat at the 1651 Battle of Worcester. Nowadays it is an inviting public house with many interesting features, including a deep well and even a dungeon! The thought of banishing Stephen down below is quite tempting but the Warwickshire score is such that Mr B is in a good mood. Beerwise we account for Blackheath Stout and Hobson's Champion Mild, both in very good condition.

- Plough Pals -
Ideally we would have followed the King Charles by calling into its next door neighbour, the Swan with Two Nicks. The name alone meant our very own Nick always held this one in the highest regard, but it seems to have had a rebrand, dropped the Nicks entirely and has joined the craze for battleship grey paintwork. Its opening hours preclude a visit this time around so we troop off to Fish Street where the Plough remains as timeless as ever. I have very happy memories of quietly quaffing quality ales here with cricket commentary on the radio, and our latest encounter yields the Mighty Oak combination of Captain Rog Amber Ale and The Old Man and The Sea Stout. We commandeer a table theoretically reserved for a backgammon team, Ken reading about Worcestershire's cricketing move from Boughton Park to New Road.

- Weavers of Worcester -
Pleased with the unchanging pleasures of the Plough, we finish off by retracing our earlier Tything footsteps. The Dragon Inn has gladly opened its doors and is dispensing the full range of Church End wares, from Goats Milk to Fallen Angel to What the Fox's Hat. Nick has got the taste for the dark stuff again so Stout Coffin is his predictable pick whereas I'm leaning more towards Judge Fudge with its traces of sweetness. Ken and Stephen are content to linger a little longer in the Dragon's embrace so Nick and I form a splinter group to squeeze Weavers in before the train. Part of a family-owned small chain of micropubs, this bar showcases beer from the Fownd Brewery (now based in Kidderminster) and is extremely convenient for railway travellers being directly opposite one of Foregate Street station's exit doors. Orbital Abyss is labelled as a 4% Breakfast Stout and slips down a treat in readiness for the 17:24 departure. What a fine way to celebrate Nick's recent birthday, Worcester never disappoints. Cheers!

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