A matter of four days after their Wet Wombourne Workout, the Hub Marketing Board reassemble for an extraordinary evening meeting during which they will dutifully delve into Darlaston. Thankfully the weather is drier - if saddled with autumnal greyness - and there is an all-time classic sleeve surprise in the offing...
- Pop Art Patterns -
A Tuesday tour of one of the Black Country's most unheralded towns is on the agenda, but not before Mr WME has paid one of his periodic visits to Wolverhampton Art Gallery. The Pop Art is always worth a look, especially with a memorable model of King Kong taking pride of place, while the pieces on display are rotated so as to showcase the breadth of the collection over time. Andy Warhol is represented alongside the likes of Richard Hamilton and Pauline Boty, with prints, sculptures and collages to really capture the impact of the Pop Art movement.
- A Threat of Something Foxy -
Culturally replenished, the Secretary can then count down to a Loxdale rendezvous at circa half past four. A grinning Chairman is waiting on the Midland Metro platform and is clearly up to something, although there is momentary alarm when Mr D9's apparent intentions have us approaching the Foxy Lady Adult Cinema on Oxford Street. Hub Marketing is a wholesome pursuit first and foremost so the bald one is only teasing, and his real target is the Midlands Sports Bar tucked away deeper into the Bilston Key Industrial Estate. Even so, it is very unnerving passing mounds of rubble, abandoned skips and discarded tyres to get there.
- Stunned Secretary in the Midlands Sports Bar -
Previously the Midland Snooker Club but latterly expanding into more general Bar & Grill-type operations, the Midlands Sports Bar is quite a revelation (particularly as it had totally escaped the otherwise-extensive WME radar for such things). A blackened frontage gives way to an interior that seems to be partway through refurbishment, with pool tables stretching back as far as the eye can see. A couple of Carlings get the day's drinking underway, watching the Women's World Cup cricket as England hold their nerve in a run chase against Bangladesh. Several cue-wielding gentlemen are taking their potting most seriously while it's the darts section which seems to be the focus of much of the upgrading redecorating activity.
- More Carling? Why Not! -
After that startling starter, we turn-up-and-go with both the 79 (driven by 'The Wig') and the 37 (where one of the Chairman's Walsall Garage associates is behind the wheel). Darlaston now demands our concentration whereby it's nice to actually set foot inside the Why Not for the first time ever. We'd done it before, but that was during that weird period immediately after Covid when all drinking had to be done in the open air to continue combatting the risk of infection. Things are more relaxed on this occasion so we can happily park ourselves on one of the booth tables, partaking of Happy Hour £2.80 lager discounts and watching resident pooch Rufus trying gamely to get into a bag of Pork Crunch. A salt of the earth local this one!
- Dusky Darlaston Baldness -
In fairness, the salt of the earth desciption could apply to any of Darlaston's boozers as we receive the best of Black Country welcomes in every one we sample. The Green Dragon on Church Street is a properly old-fashioned M&B affair where the weekly karaoke slot is quite an attraction. Sue's rendition of 'Build Me Up Buttercup' is the stuff of nightmares quite frankly but it's a lot of fun to pop in for a Butty Bach, noting that warm soup is dispensed to one snoozing old gent. Relieved that the Chairman hasn't treated all and sundry to his best crooning attempt at 'Spanish Eyes', we proceed into Victoria Road as the bald spot eyes up the local precinct.
- The Spice Hub Photoshoot -
There's a lot to admire architecturally in the vicinity of Victoria Road - the old Council House, the Post Office, and (further round on Crescent Road), the disused Police Station too. Also worthy of appreciation is the Swan, nestled in amongst these reminders of Darlaston's civic past, so we make sure to call in there for a cracking pint of Ludlow Gold. We can well imagine the days of Rubery Owen workers piling into these places at the end of their shifts, and a few remnants of those times still seem to survive. Our final port of call - via two Hub photoshoots - is the Horse & Jockey on Walsall Road which is serving Wye Valley HPA rather than Banks's these days, once we've snuck in through the side gate. So there you have it, a Darlaston dash on a dusky October evening, and what a fine time we had. Cheers!